Iliza Shlesinger
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 10:54pm
Dear Girl at the bar- he doesn't car that ur dad's half irish half french or that ur mom has 6 brothers and sisters.
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 10:52pm
I also call Blanche "bundle beard, brown beard, bin bar, bin bar the electric goat
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 8:10pm
I also call Blanche "stinky stew""smelly woman""meaty woman""dinky dew"
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 6:41pm
Goin on stage. Gonna wreck this crowd
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 6:34pm
Blanche is Scoondoroo, squanto, meaty mumbo, shibby bumbo, noses, meat face,dumbo, haunchen Bleu etx
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 6:23pm
1of the best twitter moments is when a twitterer told me they call their dog Terry Schiavo and I was like "omg, I've called blanche that 2!"
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 6:13pm
So we all have pet names for our pets- I wanna hear urs. Today I've been sporadically yelling at Blanche "Squingeelie!" Then I kiss her PUB
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 6:11pm
If(when) I had (have) my own late night show- would you watch it?
February 2, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 2, 2012 at 9:47pm
Fuckin coconutLime shampoo- it's like washing my hair with a vacation
February 2, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 2, 2012 at 9:21pm
GONNA BE ON @KABBFOX29 FRIDAY MORNING! Gonna talk about #Excused and my weekend here at the LOL Club in San Antonio..and sexy super bowl ads
February 2, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 2, 2012 at 2:08pm
Evernotice on WifeSwap no matter how nice the "nicer families" house is, it's still kinda average and looks like a staged home at best
February 2, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 2, 2012 at 1:07pm
"Ma'am r u ready2 check in?" No I wanna sit in ur lobby for another 2 hrs. Holiday Inn recruits from Mensa
February 2, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 2, 2012 at 12:58pm
ooo i also love pink peppercorns but hate pepper
February 2, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 2, 2012 at 12:57pm
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