Iliza Shlesinger
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:37pm
Adriene Lima wants you to go down on your girlfriend for Valentine's DAy, that was the subtext of that http://t.co/3kvUz5lD commercial
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:34pm
Ever go to a SuperBowl party W out enough seating and you end up sitting like, NEXT TO the tv, craning your beck around 2 c it? Horrible.
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:23pm
All the linebackers have fat butts. They're gross
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:21pm
Me watching the DavidBeckham commercial "Omg, so hot- omg, love that body. So amazing- so hot. don't smile. There we go, nice"
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:15pm
I know it's the SuperBowl...but i'm SOOOO PUMPED TO SEE "THE LORAX"
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:45am
Got to airport got on plane. No complaints. Wow. It's like I've lost my identity
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 9:46am
It's sunday! Time for #PUBnation send me pics of ur pet's pubs and ill declare a PUBOfTHEweek on tomorrow's www.thestream.tv/weakly
February 4, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 4, 2012 at 8:13pm
My hand looks 8000 years old. Best birthday gift ever! Thank you to @russtone for the gift and coming to both shows! http://t.co/61h0dXVa
February 4, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 4, 2012 at 2:20pm
"Berta! Did you order the giant hand 3D for my billboard? No one's gonna get that I mean business if we- oh you ordere… http://t.co/a7LpZOnO
February 4, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 4, 2012 at 1:15pm
Outlet shopping is like one giant DMV line. So many gross people
February 4, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 4, 2012 at 10:07am
Dad:I'm starving. Me:we could go to that place across the street? UrbanTaco.Dad: no, enough with the tacos.Everything's a Taco in this state
February 4, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 4, 2012 at 12:01am
I couldn't do TLC's 4Weddings-if I lost to the3 heifers they put me against, I'd kill everyone.blood,tulle&flowers everywhere.tulle?lookItUp
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 11:57pm
I like how Blanche gets to my hotel bed and passes out right in the middle. I love how I won't move her and sleep around her. She's an angel
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 11:54pm
#10thingsaboutmyself I hate breakfast and love eating huge dinners and going right to sleep
February 3, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 3, 2012 at 11:48pm
I don't understand weddings. i have no idea how they happen. Do you like..set it up then go get ready? Ideally does someone do it all for u?
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