Iliza Shlesinger

February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:11pm

Honestly that LED floor they have on the field is stealing the show


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:08pm

Madonna sure seems 2 be a fan of this half squat legs bowed out stance...


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:06pm

MADONNA IS KILLING IT! WOOO!!!!!


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:01pm

Are the benched players from each team the ones in gladiator uniforms pulling Madonna's set?


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:59pm

B awesome if the commercial right before Madonna was LadyGaga w a sign that just said "eat my reductive shit" #it'sFromAMadonnaInterview


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:58pm

"You have to pressure Tom Brady up the middle" hee hee


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:57pm

The commentator on the right sounds like Barack Obama.


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:50pm

"BigOlBeej.com- we send ur girlfriend some crusty daisys to make sure u get a bj-U pay us100bucks" that was teleflora's initial pitch


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:48pm

Danny Woodhead'll bgettin his girlf flowers from http://t.co/ah3Aiar1- How much wood would a woodhead chuck if a woodhead woodchuck head?


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:46pm

Who's the weirdo on the Patriots who has his hair coming out of the side of his helmet?


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:44pm

HAHAA "Jason Pierre-Paul is jamming the tight end" the announcer just said that haha #I'm12


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:41pm

every guy's thinking "if my girlfriend looked like Adrienne Lima then of course I'd get her flowers"


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:40pm

Gentlemen, go to #teleflora.com if you want a big ol beej on v-day in exchange for some once frozen roses that cost you over 400 dollars


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:39pm

Guys, girls don't want flowers on Valentine'sDay...WE WANT THEM EVERYDAY!!ROAAAARR! (table flip) AAAAAH!!! (bite head of bat) FLOWERS! ROAR!


February 5, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 4:38pm

"Hi, I'd like to order a large pizza and 2liter coke...just one plate..yeah, it's just for me. I know it's the SuperBowl. I don't need this"


Nominate Iliza Shlesinger for a social media award in the Shorty Awards!
Watch Iliza Shlesinger host Excused. Comedy Central Presents: Iliza Shlesinger Special on Amazon. Comedy Central Presents: Iliza Shlesinger. Iliza on The Weakly News!