Iliza Shlesinger
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:59pm
If you have time during the SuperBowl, Send me pics of your pet's PUBs and tag it w #PUBnation winner 4 PUBoftheWEEK announced 2morrow!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:58pm
Bill Belichick kind of looks like a younger more in shape Meatloaf
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:44pm
Oikos Greek Yogurt commercial had me dying laughing.Yogurt hasn't been this aggro since Activia-which literally kicks the shit out of you
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:42pm
Fiat Abarth look like a squattyLesbianSoccerCoach not anItalianSuper model.that's like saying CadillacDeville looks like an IvyLeagueScholar
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:38pm
"tom Brady's gonna wanna open up his butthole if he wants to complete this play" did no one else hear the announcer say that?
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:37pm
"You can't wear grey pants, we're wearing grey pants. ok, we'll make ours shiny" Patriot's assistant coach talking w Giants asst coach
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:31pm
See all 50 states in a CR-V, ew, even the shitty ones that no one even knows the capital of.
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:31pm
I've always thought @CatharineMcPhee was such a star and I'm so glad she has a show. She's so pretty!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:29pm
We watching Madonna. http://t.co/kj3z4STR
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:28pm
"Wow Giselle, this 7 layer all lettuce dip's great. Thanks for having us over2 watch the SuperBowl- yes,we've seen your VS catalogue,thanks"
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:24pm
I know she's married to TomBrady but I bet SuperBowl snacks at Giselle's house SUCK "More acai berries anyone?No, there's no dip. Just Kale"
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:22pm
remember when you were losing at halftime and your coach would be like "OK,it's 0-0, let's get back out there!" and that never really helped
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:17pm
Sorry Blanche. I'm fucking starving http://t.co/Vc3XaxTY
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:16pm
Blanche is beside herself bc I've eaten 4 slices of pizza and haven't given her any.
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 5:14pm
SHE ROCKED IT OUT! I knew she would- screw everyone for making fun of her bc she isn't 21 anymore- #MADONNA is a professional and amazing
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