Special thanks to @JamieMcLennan29 for getting my friends @NHLBlackhawks @LAKings tickets. Let me know if you ever need...Improv passes?
This Father's Day my dad will be vacationing half the day on the toilet and the other half in his car, sitting alone on the drive way.
You know what your father wants for Father's Day? To be left alone.
Adam u lost ro sham bo and I was rushed through my chicky wings. Next time...I will not be so merciful. #chickenWingsAtMidnightForTheLady !
THIS IS WHAT @GameOfThrones has made me feel all day. Also I'm hungover. #sosad http://t.co/qp8Brb8NxL
Alright, here we go.TONIGHT @thelaughfactory at 8:50 and The Hayworth Theater at 9:30ish. One's Hollywood the other, in K town.Choose wisely
SATRUDAY! @natashaleggero @jodmill @bryancallen @thechrisarmy @jonahray @ THEJUBILEE DOWNTOWN http://t.co/Whf6cSwgJ5 http://t.co/ArT4bTaDlA
FRIDAY see me, @kirkfox @morgan_murphy @kylekinane @pizzanachos69 @BrentWeinbach @Joesib22 AT THEJUBILEE DOWNTOWN! http://t.co/Whf6cSwgJ5
This weekend come see your favorite comics @jubileemusic for the ILIZA AND FRIENDS SHOW! http://t.co/Whf6cSwgJ5 http://t.co/lkdwxNdFq8
Worst night's sleep ever, couldn't stop thinking about The Starks
What am I gonna buy at the HBO store? A House Lannister shirt? Get fucked, no way @gameofthrones
Now that THAT has happened. I pledge my loyalty to Khalissi!
YOU KILLED A DIRE WOLF? YOU WILL PAY! http://t.co/7dizyZS7Hc