Iliza Shlesinger
July 7, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 7, 2010 at 8:01pm
Me watching an ASPCA commercial...Just now http://twitpic.com/23d1jd
July 7, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 7, 2010 at 10:54am
Why do inner city kids always wear lanyards with badges/ID hanging off them?
July 6, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 6, 2010 at 6:41pm
TODAY IS THE NEW 4th OF JULY BC LINDSEY LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL! WE ARE FREE!!!!!
July 6, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 6, 2010 at 11:53am
July 5, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 5, 2010 at 9:06pm
The white trash kingdom is ruled by court reporters, dental hygienists and energy drink girls
July 5, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 5, 2010 at 3:10pm
To my dog Blanche- why don't you try blinking when you're eating. It's a little too intense. There will be more food later to, I promise
July 5, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 5, 2010 at 3:08pm
This day in 1776- Coach to England to Shakey's for pizza bc they lost but played with heart
July 5, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 5, 2010 at 12:56pm
NEW POST TO www.thatsmynightmare.com http://www.thatsmynightmare.com/
July 4, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 4, 2010 at 11:54pm
To the illegalimmigrants settinoff firecrackers outside.do you have any idea why we light them or is this just the usual arson on a sunday?
July 4, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 4, 2010 at 9:13pm
For america's bday-macys and nbc gave us...nick cannon. I'm moving to canada
July 4, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 4, 2010 at 2:23pm
4th of July: the best day to lose an arm to firworks
July 2, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 2, 2010 at 4:31pm
You can bleed red. You can leak white. But blue? Blue's what happens when u keep the red or white in...ew
July 2, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 2, 2010 at 4:30pm
On the 4th of July, 1776, is when America said "no thanks England, we're good"
June 29, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 29, 2010 at 12:27pm
BORED AT WORK!? www.thatsmynightmare.com check out my new post!
June 27, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jun 27, 2010 at 9:18pm
anyone here every had a madras sans alcohol? AMAZING! Waaaay better tasting than the city
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