Iliza Shlesinger
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:44pm
I don't understand why that guy stopped at the end zone? Did he score for the wrong team? I don't get it
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:40pm
http://t.co/FSPbRQTJ wants you to know you can go to http://t.co/jSawx3kl to see DAnika PAtrick naked, I guess
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:37pm
There's a MANNING and a MANNINGHAM? That's gotta get confusing. Even w the skin color and position difference
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:35pm
EVEN I CAN TELL HE HAS POSSESSION! OMG REVIEW IT AND GO!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:34pm
HE HAS POSSESSION! MOVE THE FUCK ON!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:31pm
Samsung: Our phones come with 2 free Jawbones and you get a free iRiver, while we're promoting stuff no one wants
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:29pm
NO ONE LIEKS THE STYLUS- you lose it, you use your finger instead- horrible. I had a treo, I know
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:28pm
I know I'm a girl bc I'm watching this game to see the confetti at the end. WOOOO! PARTY!! FUCK YEAH! CONFETTI!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:26pm
Samsung using "A thing called love" by TheDarkness? Awesome...for six years ago.
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:23pm
Wow, apparently everyone thinks Eli Manning looks retarded- guess I'm late to the party on that one
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:22pm
Kia: The car where, when you buy it, a dwarf breaks into your house and sprinkles ecstasy on your face
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:17pm
Is Eli Manning hot? I can't decide. Guys?
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:17pm
No, the gays can't get married, but people can totally marry bacon, that's acceptable. Thanks #JackInTheBox
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:12pm
Hyundai wants you to know that it's Genesis can be used as a substitute for actual CPR.
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:04pm
Blackburn just had a Rod Tidwell moment
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