Iliza Shlesinger
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:01pm
I'm eating chocolate chips (only food in my house at the moment) and watching DirtyDancing. Don't be too turned on, fellas
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:00pm
What's w America's obsession with chocolate in their cereal. Can't you pigs go one meal without it? CORN AND CHOCOLATE!?FILL UP THE TROUGH
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 10:50pm
I like to lock eyes with Blanche and then yell "WHERE'S THE RENT!?"
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 10:45pm
The girl in the Borsin Gourmet Spreadable cheese commercials is a real bitch "U got a sample from a girl? Was she blonde?" FUCK YOU I WIN
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 10:04pm
THE WEAKLY NEWS is on tomorrow LIVE on http://t.co/x6TIeFXv watch at 7pm pst and join our chat room
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 9:42pm
U have 20 minutes to get me ur PUB pics for #PUBnation. Winner announced 2morroe on www.thestream.tv/weakly on the Weakly News!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 8:05pm
I watched the SuperBowl and ate 4 slices of pizza then I went upstairs- used a vanilla sugar scrub and put on a mudmask - I'm a real woman
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:56pm
I'm hitting the showers. I deserve it (society deserves it. I stink)
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:54pm
CONFETTII!!!!!!woeirfja'sldkfha 'sldka'sldkgh'aldfjkghsdljfgs ldjfkghsdkfjghs;kdfjg
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:53pm
It's your fault for wearing 3 quarter sleeves on a sweatshirt, Belichick- who fucking wears that?
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:52pm
5 seconds! WAITINFG FOR A HAIL MARY!!!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:51pm
INCOMPLETE ! A FLAGGY WAS THROWN!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:50pm
I AM SO FUCKING INTO THIS! I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO WINS! OH! THE TENSION!!!
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:49pm
Brady called the Time out with 40 seconds left and they didn't stop the clock till :36 JUST SO YOU KNOW @NFL
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 6:47pm
This is like having 20 thousand really annoyed boyfriends. "HE WAS TRYING TO RUN OUT THE CLOCK! GOD! IKNEW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME OVER"
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