I'm eating chocolate chips (only food in my house at the moment) and watching DirtyDancing. Don't be too turned on, fellas
What's w America's obsession with chocolate in their cereal. Can't you pigs go one meal without it? CORN AND CHOCOLATE!?FILL UP THE TROUGH
I like to lock eyes with Blanche and then yell "WHERE'S THE RENT!?"
The girl in the Borsin Gourmet Spreadable cheese commercials is a real bitch "U got a sample from a girl? Was she blonde?" FUCK YOU I WIN
THE WEAKLY NEWS is on tomorrow LIVE on http://t.co/x6TIeFXv watch at 7pm pst and join our chat room
U have 20 minutes to get me ur PUB pics for #PUBnation. Winner announced 2morroe on www.thestream.tv/weakly on the Weakly News!
I watched the SuperBowl and ate 4 slices of pizza then I went upstairs- used a vanilla sugar scrub and put on a mudmask - I'm a real woman
I'm hitting the showers. I deserve it (society deserves it. I stink)
CONFETTII!!!!!!woeirfja'sldkfha 'sldka'sldkgh'aldfjkghsdljfgs ldjfkghsdkfjghs;kdfjg
It's your fault for wearing 3 quarter sleeves on a sweatshirt, Belichick- who fucking wears that?
5 seconds! WAITINFG FOR A HAIL MARY!!!
INCOMPLETE ! A FLAGGY WAS THROWN!
I AM SO FUCKING INTO THIS! I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO WINS! OH! THE TENSION!!!
Brady called the Time out with 40 seconds left and they didn't stop the clock till :36 JUST SO YOU KNOW @NFL
This is like having 20 thousand really annoyed boyfriends. "HE WAS TRYING TO RUN OUT THE CLOCK! GOD! IKNEW YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE COME OVER"