Iliza Shlesinger
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 10:35am
teflon from pansthat gets into food has been linked to autism.chances r if ur old enough to use a pan, ur probably safe from being born w it
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:53am
My mom wants to do minor construction to my place today. It's a day of rest not a day of buying fucking 100grit sandpaper
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:48am
Blanche in HomeDepot jail on a sunday morning. Mom is the warden. http://twitpic.com/24f9ge
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:43am
Mom-u say buy blinds- I say stuff a pillow in the window. This is a generational difference. That, and I have no taste
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:38am
Mom I tried to get rid of the "schmutz"- unfortunately, it pays me rent
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:33am
Mom-at first I thought the clanging I heard at 6am was a robber-then I realized it was you alphabetizing my fork drawer. Thank god
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:30am
Mom- thanks also for redoing my sock drawer- it was just chaos
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:30am
Mom-thanks for rearranging my living room while I was out last night- really fun walking into the couch at 1am last night
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 9:28am
So glad mom is visiting-otherwise I never would have gotten to go to BedBathAndBeyond at 9am on a sunday
July 11, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 11, 2010 at 12:05am
To the dj @voyeur you suck- u and ur kind fucking suck- if I wanted techno, I'd get an israeli cab driver
July 10, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 10, 2010 at 10:06pm
There's no such thing as "full" when you're eating bacon or lobster.and if they're together?well, just get ready to cry while vomiting.
July 9, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 9, 2010 at 5:52pm
Despicable Me- best film of the last 10 years
July 8, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 8, 2010 at 7:18pm
I have to endure this face errtime I leave Blanche in the car http://twitpic.com/23mdub
July 8, 2010
posted by iliza from Twitter Jul 8, 2010 at 6:26pm
LSFL: life sentence for Lohan- can we get shirts made, your honor?
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