Iliza Shlesinger
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 3:59pm
Monday-IceHouse. Tues- USC. Wed- @ImprovComedyLA Thurs-Hollywood Improv again. That's all for now. Fri and sat TBD
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 2:08pm
Oops. @pablo_francisco is one of my favorite stand ups.One of the most original and it was an honor to do the SouthAfrican comedy fest w him
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 1:58pm
I'm out of flavored coffee creamer. My day is ruined. I'm not even kidding
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 11:44am
Bored at work? Watch THE WEAKLY NEWS- for the hard hitting facts that hold you after. http://t.co/3kKZfdlJ
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 11:44am
The weight I lose when I work out is tantamount to the weight I maintain when I don't work out & have less of an appetite #ISeeNoReasonToRun
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 10:47am
I can't watch movies bc they effect me so deeply.I saw DirtyDancing last night and am legitimately sad that I don't have Patrick Swayze. :(
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 10:46am
I keep singing "Total Eclipse of the Heart" but instead of "Turnin Around" I say "stinky La Rue" and I point at Blanche. I can't help it
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 10:28am
THE WEAKLY NEWS has been written! see you tonight at 7pm pst on http://t.co/3zxFhnWw @thestreamdottv
February 6, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 12:14am
I'm watching The Golden Girls (27 others checked-in) http://t.co/C5UqeCMo @GetGlue #TheGoldenGirls
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:58pm
I wanna do the lift scene from Dirty Dancing with Blanche. I might get crushed under her pub though.
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:38pm
"Not tonight, iliza- I have a headache. You can look at my PUB but don't touch" http://t.co/Mh5hmUs5
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:28pm
I always feel rejected and creepy when I go to kiss Blanche on the mouth and she moves her head, like as if to say "this isn't right"
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:14pm
ABCFamily edits out all the sex in DirtyDancing- guess it's ok for kids2b up at11on a school night but they can't learn where they came from
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:10pm
BabyCarrots,onion in a bag, 3 things of baking soda, yogurt, cold pizza, applesauce, water pitcher- what's in your fridge?
February 5, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 5, 2012 at 11:03pm
I'd like to see DirtyDancing and Roadhouse as one movie. Lots of dancing and kicking- never knowing the intention behind each move
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