I drew myself http://t.co/bzYfe76ZM4
"This is my boyfriend, Horgg Thriggbottom"
Ok what about Butthole, but he insists it's pronounced "Bew Thole"
Ok, his name is, straight up, "Butthole" - would you date him?
"Girls, this is my boyfriend Klintar the Magnificent...he doesn't do nicknames"
Ok, would you date a hot guy named Stool who refused to go by "Stu"?
Would you date someone despite their fucked up name? Hot guy, great personality- but his name is Klornobb.
I'm in love with the crowd from @jaydaviscomedy at Pink Taco. Thanks for an awesome set
Tonight I'll be doing Jay Davis' show at Pink Taco on Sunset at 9:30pm. Your jokes about the restaurant's name will go unnoticed. Thank you.
Just got tix for @hot923 Freestyle Explosion at the Gibson Amphitheater. Look out weekend.
Super proud of my friend @kelliepickler for killing it on Dancing with the Stars. Good luck tonight! See you this weekend in DC!
Gonna be doing a live stand up show for Youtube's Comedy Week on wednesday- check out my page http://t.co/3U5J1EAFxK
Channel 5 just interviewed me about voting for @ericgarcetti for the 6pm news...and this is what I had on. http://t.co/dFJ86D3tFt