Iliza Shlesinger

February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:37am

"Thank you for being a PUB...you're pub is true. Your a PUB and a confiPUB" oh god I'm so alone


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:29am

The Golden PUBS http://t.co/vx6Cqo7k @GetGlue #TheGoldenGirls


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:12am

Apparently I only wear blue when getting ready for bed. #whyDoIOwnSoMuchBlue ? http://t.co/VI2Kvuxi


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:08am

Anonymous PUB- if her parents knew she did this for extra money- they'd be crushed http://t.co/SvrXemWg


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 12:52am

sometimes when I have a long skirt on for #Excused I don't wear shoes- not only can no one see my feet, no one cares


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 12:48am

#Hippiethreats I won't check you out at Whole Foods @pattonoswalt


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 12:46am

At least i have a sense of humor 2 fall back on. What do some of these busted girls w attitudes have to fall back on, a spiny tail?


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 12:41am

Sometimes my hair looks so bad on #excused-I can't believe the FCC didn't fine me.One show I looked like Vigo The Carpathian and no1 told me


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 12:38am

I think the objective of this western date on Excused was to have them dress up like assholes.


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 12:07am

ew, I ate cold chicken and some broccoli&cheese and some yogurt and now I'm watching HOARDERS- My stomach feels like their house looks


February 6, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 11:25pm

GET CIRCUMCISED! This isn't 5th grade picture day, why are you wearing a turtleneck?


February 6, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 11:20pm

Tonight's Weakly News was one of the best so far. I had so much fun with Jodi and having Blanche as a dance partner- top 10 moments for me


February 6, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 6:39pm

"@YaintTexanYS: @iliza If I die and you're in the same room will you tweet a pic of my DeathBoner??" @joerogan @redban


February 6, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 6:16pm

The Weakly News is on LIVE in 45 min! www.thestream.tv/live


February 6, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter Feb 6, 2012 at 4:13pm

theStream.tv ยป Wolves in the Sausage Grinder http://t.co/6nfuYDcH


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