Iliza Shlesinger
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:38pm
"SHE'S A PRIVATE DANCER! DANCES FOR MONEY! DO WHAT YOU WANT HER TO DO!"
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:38pm
Can you do steroids and just focus on one area? I just want one big calf...guess It'd be a cow then.
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:37pm
I just buried my face in Blanche's belly (her PUB) and screamed the words to Tina Turner's "Private Dancer". I swear I just did that.
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:35pm
OMG if I go work out then who will watch Blanche while she sleeps?
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:09pm
WATCH THIS AT WORK AND YOU WILL GET A RAISE http://t.co/M8GQ6ZkM
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:36pm
now that I'm watching the lift I did w Blanche on TheWeaklyNews it was a lot more fun for me to do than to watch- but it was worth it
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:29pm
and for those of you just joining us- watch this at work, I promise your boss will love you for it http://t.co/GCiDCEXF
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:26pm
WATCH THIS AT WORK and forget the rest of this horrible day http://t.co/z6XEao3j
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:22pm
BEST FUCKING EPISODE OF THE WEAKLY NEWS!!! http://t.co/z6XEao3j
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:21pm
THE WEAKLY NEWS is uploaded! check out yesterday's quick clip - I have the upper arms of a heroin addict http://t.co/KqANFgSy
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:53am
Krill Oil? Krill sounds like an alien overlord. "I am Krill- from the plant Traub! Ruler of all Plarton and lover of Gwar- fav band ever"
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:51am
MegaRed 0-3 Krill Oil. Krill? That sounds like something #TimAndEric would make up
February 7, 2012
posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:45am
When I get married I'm gonna rewrite the vows "to have and to hold, till death do you PUB""you may kiss the pub" it's a funny visual
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