Iliza Shlesinger

February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:38pm

"SHE'S A PRIVATE DANCER! DANCES FOR MONEY! DO WHAT YOU WANT HER TO DO!"


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:38pm

Can you do steroids and just focus on one area? I just want one big calf...guess It'd be a cow then.


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:37pm

I just buried my face in Blanche's belly (her PUB) and screamed the words to Tina Turner's "Private Dancer". I swear I just did that.


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:35pm

OMG if I go work out then who will watch Blanche while she sleeps?


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 4:09pm

WATCH THIS AT WORK AND YOU WILL GET A RAISE http://t.co/M8GQ6ZkM


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:36pm

now that I'm watching the lift I did w Blanche on TheWeaklyNews it was a lot more fun for me to do than to watch- but it was worth it


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:29pm

and for those of you just joining us- watch this at work, I promise your boss will love you for it http://t.co/GCiDCEXF


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:26pm

WATCH THIS AT WORK and forget the rest of this horrible day http://t.co/z6XEao3j


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:22pm

BEST FUCKING EPISODE OF THE WEAKLY NEWS!!! http://t.co/z6XEao3j


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:21pm

THE WEAKLY NEWS is uploaded! check out yesterday's quick clip - I have the upper arms of a heroin addict http://t.co/KqANFgSy


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:19pm

I have the best twitter friends :)


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 2:15pm

yikes.


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:53am

Krill Oil? Krill sounds like an alien overlord. "I am Krill- from the plant Traub! Ruler of all Plarton and lover of Gwar- fav band ever"


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:51am

MegaRed 0-3 Krill Oil. Krill? That sounds like something #TimAndEric would make up


February 7, 2012

posted by iliza from Twitter at 1:45am

When I get married I'm gonna rewrite the vows "to have and to hold, till death do you PUB""you may kiss the pub" it's a funny visual


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